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+ - Q:Where can you get milkshakes? Click to collapse

A: FROM NERVOUS COWS.

gay

+ - Q:Knock Knock? Click to collapse

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gary !
Gary who !
Gary on smiling !

k1

 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
George !
George who !
George-us lady, give me a kiss !

k2

 

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tania !
Tania who ?
Tania self round, you'll see

k3

 

+ - Q.Who can jump higher than an 8 story building? Click to collapse

A. Building can’t jump

jump

 

+ - Q. WHY ARE COOKS SO CRUEL? Click to collapse

A: BECAUSE THEY BEAT THE EGGS AND WHIP THE CREAM.

cook

 

+ - Q. Why do bicycles never do anything exciting? Click to collapse

A. Because they are always two-tyred

cycle

 

+ - Q: What do you get if you cross an overweight golfer and a pair of very tight pants? Click to collapse

A: A HOLE IN ONE

hoky

 

+ - Q:What do you call a fish on the dining table ? Click to collapse

A Plaice Mat !

boat

 

+ - Q:What do you call a man who forgets to put his underpants on ? Click to collapse

Nicholas !

hanger

 

 

+ - Q:What do you call a witch flying through the skies ? Click to collapse

Broom Hilda !

hat

 

+ - Q:What kind of dog does a vampire prefer ? Click to collapse

 

Any kind of bloodhound !

two b