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Jokes for Teenagers

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Jokes For Teenagers

 

A school recieves a telephone call. “Hello,” says the principal. “My daughter won’t be in school today,” says the voice. “May I ask who this is?” asked the principal. “This is my mother speaking.”

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Once upon a time there were 3 men stranded on an island. Jim, Marlee, and Joe. Randomly and rudely, some tough gangsta's come up and threaten the 3 stranded men saying "All of you have to shove fruit up yo' butt’ for ten secondz without laughing, if yo' do laugh den ya die. Who' first?" afraid, all the men scatter to grab fruit. The first one to come back is Jim. Jim has grapes in his hands. He shoves some up his butt, however he laughs and then dies. Next one up is Marlee. Marlee has a banana, he shoves it up his butt, however he laughs too and dies.
Meanwhile, up in heaven, Joe looks and Marlee and says "DUDE, why did you laugh?! You were seconds to being done!!!!" Marlee replies, "Cause I saw Joe coming with pineapples

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Knock knock!

Who's there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!

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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now writes error messages for Microsoft Corporation.

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                                           If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? 

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Regardless of the temptation, don't lick a steak knife. 

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                                            I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman,"Where's the self-help section?"She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose

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                                     If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? 

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